1 00:00:03,666 --> 00:00:04,714 This sucks! 2 00:00:04,714 --> 00:00:08,259 This is my summer vacation? Looking out at the street? 3 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:10,595 Hey, don't sell the street short, 4 00:00:10,595 --> 00:00:12,013 lotta cool stuff happens out there. 5 00:00:12,013 --> 00:00:15,850 Yesterday I saw a guy pushing a broken salon chair. 6 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:18,144 All my friends are off doing cool stuff. 7 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:19,770 Toshi's at SAT camp, 8 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,690 Barry's teaching tracing at his old daycare, 9 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,651 and Snot's working at his uncle's meatpacking plant. 10 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:26,944 Those are cool things. 11 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,988 Summer vacation's the worst. 12 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:30,990 You shut your queso hole, amigo. 13 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:33,826 Summer vacation is the sole reason I became a principal. 14 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:36,662 Well, that and the easy access to low-grade drugs. 15 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,873 It's summer! We can do anything we want! 16 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:41,792 Ride bikes to RB Burger, take a piss off the ol' bridge. 17 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:45,171 Hell, we could explore those unfinished homes on the edge of town. 18 00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:47,798 Ah, that stuff is all so lame! 19 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,550 What is it you want to do, Steve? 20 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:53,012 Actually, I did have this great idea the guys never wanted to do. 21 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:57,808 Design an app where kids can hang with other kids. No parents. No adults. 22 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:01,270 A place where kids are free to connect and blossom on their own. 23 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:04,899 Hell yeah, I consider myself a kid at heart. 24 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:07,818 Well, no one treats me like an adult, at least. 25 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,820 And you know I want what's best for kids. 26 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,322 All I do is in their honor. 27 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:16,327 Oh! It's the guy with the salon chair! He's going the other way! 28 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:18,162 Maybe he was going the wrong way before. 29 00:01:18,853 --> 00:01:22,750 Something tells me that cat's always going the wrong way. 30 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:28,005 ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 31 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:31,217 ♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 32 00:01:31,217 --> 00:01:34,762 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 33 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:38,849 ♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪ 34 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:44,313 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 35 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,149 ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 36 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,696 ♪ Good morning, USA ♪ 37 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:56,867 On my app, without adult influence, kids can just connect and have fun! 38 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:59,287 Kids do hate adults up in their biz! 39 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:02,248 Yeah, but how you going to keep the adults off the app? 40 00:02:02,248 --> 00:02:06,043 Kids can hear two to three registers higher than adults. 41 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,379 So, by using an audio login, 42 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:09,922 we could keep adults out. 43 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:12,258 Ah. Smart! 44 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:15,886 Well, the most important thing for any app is influencers. 45 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:18,389 Influencers bring traffic to the site. 46 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:20,891 Hey, I'm kayaking down here! 47 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,060 I follow all the big influencers 48 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,896 and if I could get my hands on a few green ones, 49 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:30,109 they could become the real deal and get you tons of users. 50 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:33,195 You got a name for the app? Gotta have a cool name. 51 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,781 I was thinking KidzZone. 52 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,283 - Euch! - Horrible. 53 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:40,119 Kids don't like stuff that sounds like it's for kids. 54 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:43,998 All the cool vapes I take from kids have sexy, vague names like... 55 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,333 Blue Violet. 56 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,792 Whoa! 57 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:51,130 Hey! My gut is going crazy. 58 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:55,134 There must be an amazing idea in here. 59 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:58,346 Oh, Hideki's gut is famously business savvy. 60 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,431 Hey, my son's funny-looking friend, 61 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:03,142 do you see anyone in here who might have an idea? 62 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:04,727 Me! I do! 63 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:08,439 A social media app for kids only, no adults allowed! 64 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:12,193 And it's called... Blue Violet. 65 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,322 That's so stupid. What a stupid name. 66 00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:17,948 And run by a kid? 67 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:24,080 That is too funny. I'm finding this all very funny. 68 00:03:25,634 --> 00:03:28,459 Maybe this is the good idea. 69 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:31,504 Chicken, froyo, some kinda tan stuff. 70 00:03:32,151 --> 00:03:35,884 This has so much flavor! 71 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:40,513 Almost too much flavor for my stomach to contain! 72 00:03:41,318 --> 00:03:43,992 Hideki's right. We can't start a tech company. 73 00:03:43,992 --> 00:03:45,034 No, no, no, no, Steve. 74 00:03:45,034 --> 00:03:46,995 Now we must start the company. 75 00:03:46,995 --> 00:03:48,997 To spite Hideki's sorry ass. 76 00:03:48,997 --> 00:03:50,373 - What? - The fish is right. 77 00:03:50,373 --> 00:03:51,833 When you're faced with adversity, 78 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:54,460 you've gotta remember one thing... Fuck the haters. 79 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:57,097 Yeah, huck them faders, bro. 80 00:03:57,132 --> 00:03:59,674 Come on, Brian, let's educate this kid. 81 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:02,427 ♪ Huck them, huck them Huck them faders bro ♪ 82 00:04:02,427 --> 00:04:04,804 ♪ Huck them, huck them Huck them faders bro ♪ 83 00:04:04,804 --> 00:04:08,057 ♪ When people give you shit You tell 'em where to go ♪ 84 00:04:08,057 --> 00:04:11,019 ♪ H-E-double-L and you can add an "o" ♪ 85 00:04:11,019 --> 00:04:14,022 ♪ If you standing in my way you can get bent ♪ 86 00:04:14,022 --> 00:04:16,691 ♪ I should kill you fool But I gave it up for Lent ♪ 87 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:19,610 ♪ Let 'em get you heated Make your blood boil ♪ 88 00:04:19,610 --> 00:04:22,822 ♪ Let that rev your engine like a 90 octane oil ♪ 89 00:04:22,822 --> 00:04:25,491 ♪ Time for you to nut up Time for you to buck up ♪ 90 00:04:25,491 --> 00:04:29,037 ♪ Tell Hideki and his kind to kindly shut the [BLEEP] up ♪ 91 00:04:29,037 --> 00:04:32,123 ♪ Listen to us We know what we're sayin' ♪ 92 00:04:32,123 --> 00:04:34,792 ♪ We're the baddest boys around And I ain't even playin' ♪ 93 00:04:34,792 --> 00:04:37,712 ♪ I got a sick orange truck and a fly alcove ♪ 94 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:40,673 ♪ And all around my town They look at me as if my name's Hov ♪ 95 00:04:40,673 --> 00:04:44,218 ♪ You think I briefly dated Danuta By listening to haters ♪ 96 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:47,263 ♪ No, I told them where to go and suck my now and laters ♪ 97 00:04:47,263 --> 00:04:50,058 ♪ It's ya boy Brian Lewis And I'm here to boast ♪ 98 00:04:50,058 --> 00:04:52,727 ♪ Top-four principal on the whole east coast ♪ 99 00:04:52,727 --> 00:04:55,855 ♪ Well known from Newport news to Michigan ♪ 100 00:04:55,855 --> 00:04:58,649 ♪ I take little punks and mold them into citizens ♪ 101 00:04:58,649 --> 00:05:01,694 ♪ But if you come at me wrong Be it night or day ♪ 102 00:05:01,694 --> 00:05:03,738 ♪ I'll burn it all down and yell ♪ 103 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,448 ♪ Come out and play ♪ 104 00:05:05,448 --> 00:05:07,825 ♪ It's not just from us whom you should take a page ♪ 105 00:05:07,825 --> 00:05:10,828 ♪ Steve Jobs started Apple 'cause he knew how to rage ♪ 106 00:05:10,828 --> 00:05:14,248 ♪ If Marie Curie wasn't pissed There'd be no radium at all ♪ 107 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:16,667 ♪ And Miley would have never written Wrecking Ball ♪ 108 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:19,879 ♪ Steve, you're a badass bitch So let 'em know ♪ 109 00:05:19,879 --> 00:05:21,464 ♪ Direct 'em to your nuts ♪ 110 00:05:21,464 --> 00:05:22,673 ♪ And tell them where to blow ♪ 111 00:05:22,673 --> 00:05:23,758 ♪ Come on! ♪ 112 00:05:28,346 --> 00:05:32,600 Oh, ouch! That guy didn't know what hit him. 113 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,852 What happened? Where's the Ridiculousness? 114 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:39,107 It's turning channels, but nothing's on! 115 00:05:39,107 --> 00:05:41,359 It's the cable. I'm on with the cable company. 116 00:05:41,359 --> 00:05:43,277 He says their whole business model is broken. 117 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:45,154 Gotta buy a streaming box or something. 118 00:05:45,154 --> 00:05:47,407 No! No, no. Cable worked. 119 00:05:47,407 --> 00:05:49,200 This is not a streaming house. 120 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,702 But then no Ridiculousness. 121 00:05:51,702 --> 00:05:53,538 How are we going to have fun? 122 00:05:53,538 --> 00:05:56,207 Jeffy, people been having fun for eons, 123 00:05:56,207 --> 00:05:58,292 sharing stories and songs. 124 00:05:58,292 --> 00:05:59,836 I got this old banjo. 125 00:05:59,836 --> 00:06:01,087 Nope, I'm out. 126 00:06:01,087 --> 00:06:03,297 I'm gonna go light a cigarette off the stove 127 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:05,800 and smoke the whole thing inside. 128 00:06:07,677 --> 00:06:09,720 Thanks again for pushing me to start this. 129 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,222 Oh, look at the server! 130 00:06:11,222 --> 00:06:12,390 See that blinking light? 131 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:13,724 That means we have a user! 132 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:15,518 Probably from me, man. 133 00:06:15,518 --> 00:06:18,312 Been bustin' my fin all over town trying to market the app to kids. 134 00:06:18,312 --> 00:06:19,647 Hanging around schools, 135 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:22,150 that bagel shop the Chimdale High girls go to. 136 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:26,320 Carefully inserting myself in their conversations. 137 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,738 I don't like the sound of that. 138 00:06:27,738 --> 00:06:31,159 Don't worry, I'm a marketing guru, bro. 139 00:06:31,159 --> 00:06:32,452 There he is! 140 00:06:32,452 --> 00:06:35,204 That fish tried to get my kid to some website 141 00:06:35,204 --> 00:06:36,956 with no adult supervision! 142 00:06:36,956 --> 00:06:40,626 My son says he kept repeating "no adult supervision." 143 00:06:40,626 --> 00:06:42,336 Gotta stay on message. 144 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:44,338 I emailed every parent I know, 145 00:06:44,338 --> 00:06:48,551 and posted on as many Facebook pages as possible to tell their kids 146 00:06:48,551 --> 00:06:50,887 to stay away from your terrible site! 147 00:06:52,196 --> 00:06:55,115 Thanks a lot, Klaus! We're ruined! 148 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,159 Whoa! Look! The server! 149 00:06:59,512 --> 00:07:01,163 If there's one thing kids love doing, 150 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:03,707 it's what their parents tell them not to do. 151 00:07:03,707 --> 00:07:07,624 Pssh. Don't you ever doubt me, I'm the voice of the youth, son. 152 00:07:07,659 --> 00:07:10,589 I have the mind of a child. 153 00:07:14,829 --> 00:07:16,579 Hey, Stevie Jobs. 154 00:07:16,656 --> 00:07:19,306 I just got a notice from Langley Electric 155 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:23,310 that we're using $800 of juice a day! 156 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:27,147 Hmm. I think Roger got a new Dyson vacuum. Maybe that's it. 157 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:30,943 Either cover the costs or shut it down. 158 00:07:30,943 --> 00:07:34,154 Steve, maybe it's time to take on a few local advertisers. 159 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,324 No! We're never gonna do ads! 160 00:07:36,374 --> 00:07:38,626 Maybe that's why I am here. 161 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,795 My gut led me here late last night. 162 00:07:40,795 --> 00:07:43,589 I spent the last five days at Langley General. 163 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:47,885 While there I realized your app probably was the idea my tummy liked, 164 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,596 and not the plate of garbage I ate. 165 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,723 It takes a big man to realize that. 166 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:55,726 Please, let me invest in your childish company. 167 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:58,243 I'll give you all the money you need, 168 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,814 you keep doing what you're doing, 169 00:07:59,814 --> 00:08:02,900 and we split it all 50-50. 170 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,027 I'll do it. 171 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,530 But you only get 25%. 172 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,615 25%? 173 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:12,743 Yeah, 'cause we're splitting it four ways. 174 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:13,953 Gut? 175 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,415 - Deal. - Yes! 176 00:08:17,415 --> 00:08:19,417 ♪ Level up, level up, level up ♪ 177 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:21,586 ♪ Blue Violet ♪ 178 00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:24,797 ♪ I've been working my whole life for this ♪ 179 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:29,760 ♪ I'm on the straight and narrow so I would never miss ♪ 180 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,512 ♪ No, no ♪ 181 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:33,431 ♪ I've got big brain energy and I know how to use it ♪ 182 00:08:33,431 --> 00:08:35,808 ♪ Now I got this chance I'm not gonna lose it ♪ 183 00:08:35,808 --> 00:08:37,810 ♪ We're blowin' up out of here ♪ 184 00:08:37,810 --> 00:08:39,812 ♪ Levelin' up past the stratosphere ♪ 185 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:42,482 ♪ It's not the time to fade ♪ 186 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:44,650 ♪ It's the time to shine ♪ 187 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:46,777 ♪ 'Cause the chance is now ♪ 188 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,696 ♪ Oh, the moment is mine ♪ 189 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:53,618 ♪ Now we got kids logging on across the globe, yeah, yeah ♪ 190 00:08:53,618 --> 00:08:58,498 ♪ All the way from Taipei to Rome and Mexico ♪ 191 00:08:58,498 --> 00:09:00,833 ♪ 'Cause kids are the future Adults are the past ♪ 192 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,960 ♪ So climb on your modem And kiss my digital ass ♪ 193 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,630 ♪ S-Train, K-Dog, LewLew You know that's tight ♪ 194 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,798 ♪ The three of us We keep the ship upright ♪ 195 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:10,801 ♪ 'm the one in charge My man Klaus Best marketer in the game ♪ 196 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:13,471 ♪ And Lewis he came up with the name ♪ 197 00:09:13,471 --> 00:09:15,097 So you came up with the name? 198 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:16,516 That's right Jimmy. 199 00:09:16,516 --> 00:09:18,643 Blue Violet. 200 00:09:18,643 --> 00:09:19,810 Ha-ha! That's so funny. 201 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:22,605 I laugh so hard at everything. 202 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:23,981 ♪ Yo, it's your boy Klaus ♪ 203 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,483 ♪ I run the influencer house ♪ 204 00:09:25,483 --> 00:09:27,527 ♪ I keep traffic flowin' to the site ♪ 205 00:09:27,527 --> 00:09:29,111 ♪ With dancers and singers that delight ♪ 206 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:30,821 ♪ Got a guy that prays to the Lord ♪ 207 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:33,032 ♪ And a girl that can chop through a board ♪ 208 00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:34,825 ♪ This girl knows how to make leftovers last ♪ 209 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:38,079 ♪ And this guy makes sandwiches super fast ♪ 210 00:09:38,079 --> 00:09:41,249 ♪ I keep this house purring Like a Porsche Cayenne ♪ 211 00:09:41,249 --> 00:09:44,752 ♪ A tech temple fit for a Digital Mayan ♪ 212 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,213 ♪ And like a 10-year-old that looks presidential ♪ 213 00:09:47,213 --> 00:09:50,883 ♪ We're not even close to reaching our potential ♪ 214 00:09:51,926 --> 00:09:54,887 ♪ It's not the time to fade ♪ 215 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:57,056 ♪ It's the time to shine ♪ 216 00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:59,517 ♪ 'Cause the chance is now ♪ 217 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:01,894 ♪ Oh, the moment is mine ♪ 218 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,982 ♪ Level up, level up, level up ♪ 219 00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:08,734 ♪ Blue violet... ♪ 220 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:16,208 This is great fun. I don't miss TV at all. 221 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:18,878 But... would anyone mind if we classed it up just a touch? 222 00:10:18,878 --> 00:10:20,337 I'm already there. 223 00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:23,340 Classy! 224 00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:28,095 This summer vacation has turned out amazing! 225 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:31,181 For us, and all the kids talking to each other on our app! 226 00:10:31,181 --> 00:10:34,018 I heard a kid from Sweden and another from Rhode Island 227 00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:36,186 are working on solving climate change! 228 00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:38,397 Using bootleg Simpsons porn! 229 00:10:38,397 --> 00:10:42,818 Man, great ideas always seem so obvious after the fact. 230 00:10:43,903 --> 00:10:45,696 Ah, good, you all are together. 231 00:10:45,696 --> 00:10:50,326 Magic Merv's Gummy Vegan Treats made us a multi-million-dollar offer 232 00:10:50,326 --> 00:10:53,078 for naming rights to our video player. 233 00:10:53,078 --> 00:10:55,080 It's not an ad, technically. 234 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,290 No! 235 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:58,459 So sorry, I don't know what got into me. 236 00:10:58,459 --> 00:11:01,545 I ate some more garbage the other day, maybe that's it. 237 00:11:06,717 --> 00:11:09,553 So, uh, Simpsons porn, you say? 238 00:11:12,681 --> 00:11:14,058 Sorry to keep you waiting, 239 00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:16,435 we're planning the world's first digital sleepover. 240 00:11:16,435 --> 00:11:17,853 No rules, no bedtimes. 241 00:11:17,853 --> 00:11:20,272 Drink Mountain Dew, wet the bed, doesn't matter. 242 00:11:20,272 --> 00:11:21,941 Steve Smith. 243 00:11:21,941 --> 00:11:24,109 Tina McTines, teen journalist for the New York Teen Times. 244 00:11:24,109 --> 00:11:25,319 I'll get right into it. 245 00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:27,321 I love the heart behind Blue Violet. 246 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:30,866 Which is why I was so bummed to see you start allow advertising. 247 00:11:30,866 --> 00:11:32,159 No, no, no, no, no. 248 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,661 We'll never have advertising. 249 00:11:33,661 --> 00:11:35,371 Uh, yes you do. 250 00:11:36,622 --> 00:11:38,415 Ahh! Ahh! 251 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,042 Ahh! 252 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:43,295 Sexy Sodas? Big Fun Guns? 253 00:11:43,295 --> 00:11:44,672 We said no ads! 254 00:11:44,672 --> 00:11:46,048 And I noted that. 255 00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:47,716 But even with your three "no" votes, 256 00:11:47,716 --> 00:11:51,387 the board still voted in favor of allowing advertising. 257 00:11:51,387 --> 00:11:52,471 Board? 258 00:11:52,471 --> 00:11:54,056 You agreed to the board of fat cats 259 00:11:54,056 --> 00:11:55,933 the first day you signed into your computer. 260 00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:58,268 It was in the little Terms and Agreement popup. 261 00:11:58,268 --> 00:12:00,980 Or didn't you read it? You clicked that you read it. 262 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:03,357 What? Nobody reads those. 263 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,985 I know! 264 00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:07,653 I tricked you! 265 00:12:07,653 --> 00:12:11,323 I thought it would be easy because you are a kid and it was! 266 00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,159 Hey! I have another idea. 267 00:12:14,159 --> 00:12:16,286 Let's vote Steve and his friends out of the company! 268 00:12:16,286 --> 00:12:18,288 All in favor? 269 00:12:18,288 --> 00:12:22,710 Oh, and we also get to name your first-born child! 270 00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:25,087 That was in the terms as well! 271 00:12:25,087 --> 00:12:28,215 We're thinking Dorkface Stinkerbutt! 272 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:32,720 Unless it's a boy! Then we're gonna call him Gary! 273 00:12:39,268 --> 00:12:41,937 Klaus, Hideki stole the company! 274 00:12:41,937 --> 00:12:43,147 What's going on here? 275 00:12:43,147 --> 00:12:44,440 I don't know, man. 276 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,525 I think drugs may have gotten into the house. 277 00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:47,901 I'm up! I'm up! 278 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,903 - Ca-ka! - Ca-ka! 279 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,989 Up? It's 4:00 p.m. 280 00:12:51,989 --> 00:12:53,782 Certified mail from Blue Violet. 281 00:12:53,782 --> 00:12:55,534 But we're Blue Violet. 282 00:12:57,045 --> 00:12:58,328 Eviction? 283 00:12:58,328 --> 00:12:59,955 That's what I've been telling you! 284 00:12:59,955 --> 00:13:03,208 Hideki installed a board of directors and kicked us out! 285 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,169 Hey man, you got to change your tone, 286 00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:09,006 Lewis and I are on a lot of Molly. 287 00:13:12,301 --> 00:13:13,469 Hayley. 288 00:13:13,469 --> 00:13:14,553 Jeffrey. 289 00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:16,472 - Roger. - Stan. 290 00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:22,019 This is exactly the dumb shit I knew was going to happen. 291 00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:26,023 Man, it might be the total lack of serotonin in my brain right now, 292 00:13:26,023 --> 00:13:28,150 but I am devastated. 293 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:30,944 Hideki stole everything from us. 294 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,364 And the app is doing the exact opposite of what it was supposed to. 295 00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:36,033 It's actually hurting kids. 296 00:13:36,033 --> 00:13:38,368 I heard child obesity is up 200% 297 00:13:38,368 --> 00:13:40,370 since they let all those ads on. 298 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:44,041 I got all this stuff on your app! 299 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,294 Thanks, Steve! 300 00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:51,048 We should've never even started the app. 301 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,050 Then let's destroy it. 302 00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:55,385 Yeah, let's huck Fideki up! 303 00:13:55,385 --> 00:13:56,887 Wait a second, 304 00:13:56,887 --> 00:13:59,389 I did install a kill switch in the original programming 305 00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:02,226 back when we started and I didn't trust you guys. 306 00:14:02,226 --> 00:14:03,852 - Great thinking! - So smart! 307 00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:05,687 We just have to get to the servers. 308 00:14:05,687 --> 00:14:07,022 Good luck with that, 309 00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:09,108 I'm buddies with the security guards there 310 00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:13,403 and they're always bragging about how it's impossible to break into that place. 311 00:14:13,403 --> 00:14:15,823 And they say it with such bad breath! 312 00:14:15,823 --> 00:14:18,992 Which I jokingly call the first level of security. 313 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,536 Come on, the three of us created 314 00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:23,413 the greatest app for children in the history of the world! 315 00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:24,915 Surely we can think of something. 316 00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:26,834 Maybe that's it... the app! 317 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,877 We can use it the way it was intended. 318 00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:31,255 Use the app to defeat the app. 319 00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:32,506 What? What are we doing? 320 00:14:32,506 --> 00:14:35,467 We can outsource help from kids on the app. 321 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:38,887 Adults still can't log in. Hideki'll never see it coming. 322 00:14:38,887 --> 00:14:40,639 Never see what exactly? 323 00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:43,475 Write down all the security features your buddies told you about. 324 00:14:43,475 --> 00:14:45,853 And I'll start getting us help. 325 00:14:45,853 --> 00:14:47,271 Guys, for real. 326 00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:48,772 What are we doing? 327 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,317 Blue Violet? 328 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,195 I got a new name for you... 329 00:14:55,821 --> 00:14:57,447 Blue Violence. 330 00:14:58,313 --> 00:14:59,741 ♪ To my generation ♪ 331 00:14:59,741 --> 00:15:01,827 ♪ This is a call ♪ 332 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,581 ♪ The old ways not working It's time for a change ♪ 333 00:15:05,581 --> 00:15:07,875 ♪ Don't know what I'm sayin' Get the fuck out my lane ♪ 334 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,668 ♪ We'll take it from here We mean no pain ♪ 335 00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:12,254 ♪ Your money and your clout They just ruinin' the game ♪ 336 00:15:12,254 --> 00:15:13,797 ♪ But I'm not here just to complain ♪ 337 00:15:13,797 --> 00:15:15,465 ♪ You won't see it comin' Won't see a thang ♪ 338 00:15:15,465 --> 00:15:17,384 ♪ Rip your arms off like an orangutan ♪ 339 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,928 ♪ By the time you wake up We'll be sippin' champagne ♪ 340 00:15:19,928 --> 00:15:21,305 ♪ Won't know which way is up ♪ 341 00:15:21,305 --> 00:15:22,764 ♪ Eatin' your meals from a cup ♪ 342 00:15:22,764 --> 00:15:24,975 ♪ Tell the stars and the birdies ♪ 343 00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:27,144 ♪ That I say, wazzup ♪ 344 00:15:27,144 --> 00:15:28,937 ♪ This marriage, no longer ♪ 345 00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:30,480 ♪ Has a prenup ♪ 346 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,274 ♪ I'm like your scorned husband ♪ 347 00:15:32,274 --> 00:15:34,359 ♪ Pullin' up in the U-Haul truck 348 00:15:34,359 --> 00:15:36,612 ♪ You think it's funny but honey, Nothin' funny 'bout money ♪ 349 00:15:36,612 --> 00:15:39,364 ♪ 'Cuz now you're messin' with my cash You think I'm a dummy ♪ 350 00:15:39,364 --> 00:15:40,991 ♪ I'm hungry and I'm gonna eat ya ♪ 351 00:15:40,991 --> 00:15:42,910 ♪ You play with my cheese Better be on a pizza ♪ 352 00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:44,786 ♪ Now you're prayin' to God on your knees ♪ 353 00:15:44,786 --> 00:15:47,289 ♪ Well, get ready 'cuz he wants to meet ya ♪ 354 00:15:48,665 --> 00:15:51,793 ♪ You just fucked with the wrong kid ♪ 355 00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:55,547 ♪ Regrets, you're about to have a few ♪ 356 00:15:55,547 --> 00:15:59,509 ♪ Gonna wish that you'd run away and hid ♪ 357 00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:02,512 ♪ Remember that when our nuts drop into view ♪ 358 00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:04,223 ♪ Hideki ♪ 359 00:16:04,223 --> 00:16:06,892 ♪ You're a piece of trash I'm coming for you ♪ 360 00:16:06,892 --> 00:16:09,937 ♪ Gonna shove my fist up your little [BLEEP] and there's nothing that you can do ♪ 361 00:16:09,937 --> 00:16:12,606 And I'm going to rip that dumb little gut out your stomach! 362 00:16:12,606 --> 00:16:15,150 And I'm gonna eat that shit in front of your kids! 363 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:16,318 Toshi and Akiko! 364 00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:18,403 That's right, I'm sayin' their names. 365 00:16:18,403 --> 00:16:21,907 ♪ Do something, motha [BLEEP] ♪ 366 00:16:21,907 --> 00:16:23,533 ♪ All your [BLEEP] I'll [BLEEP] on your ass! ♪ 367 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:25,035 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 368 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,294 All right. Go time. 369 00:16:42,508 --> 00:16:44,259 _ 370 00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:58,944 Okay, Captain Tommy, let us know when the coast is clear. 371 00:16:58,944 --> 00:17:03,323 Aargh. Security's headed away on the starboard side. 372 00:17:03,949 --> 00:17:06,050 _ 373 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:10,038 Just a few more steps and the coast be clear. 374 00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:11,999 Aye, the coast be clear. 375 00:17:21,403 --> 00:17:23,499 _ 376 00:17:35,814 --> 00:17:37,816 Right on time. 377 00:17:51,715 --> 00:17:53,761 _ 378 00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:02,382 Touchdown. 379 00:18:05,761 --> 00:18:07,012 There it is... 380 00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:15,437 Not so fast. 381 00:18:15,437 --> 00:18:17,105 How did you know we were coming? 382 00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:18,231 I didn't. 383 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,067 My tummy led me here three days ago. 384 00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:23,320 I did not know why, I was hoping maybe it was to befriend a mouse, 385 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,072 which has always been a dream of mine. 386 00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:26,698 You need to stop the app. 387 00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:28,325 It's horrible for children. 388 00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:30,660 Unfortunately, I do not care. 389 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,120 Screw you, you can't stop us! 390 00:18:33,705 --> 00:18:36,083 He's not going to shoot us. I'm friends with his son. 391 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,501 They're Tasers. 392 00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:40,420 I'll tase the crap out of you. Show him. 393 00:18:41,659 --> 00:18:43,507 Why'd you tase me, Mitch? 394 00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:45,425 You skipped right over Trevor. 395 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:50,305 Steve, I think maybe it's time for you two to catch a flight out of here. 396 00:18:55,894 --> 00:18:57,979 Change of plans, we're going to need pickup 397 00:18:57,979 --> 00:19:00,357 on the north side of 16. Now! 398 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,777 Ahh! 399 00:19:04,998 --> 00:19:07,174 _ 400 00:19:20,836 --> 00:19:24,089 Here. Now we can stream Ridiculousness. 401 00:19:25,924 --> 00:19:27,384 Oh, splat! 402 00:19:27,384 --> 00:19:31,388 Man on TV get hurt in balls. 403 00:19:31,388 --> 00:19:32,764 I don't know, I like streaming. 404 00:19:32,764 --> 00:19:35,183 Oh yeah, for sure. I was an early adopter. 405 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,727 Oh, no! 406 00:19:37,727 --> 00:19:41,022 I think that guy just broke his dick! 407 00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:44,151 So they'd already backed up all the servers, huh? 408 00:19:44,151 --> 00:19:47,821 Yep. We woulda had to blow up an Amazon server farm in Texas 409 00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:51,408 and a satellite to even cause a dip in the site's traffic. 410 00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:53,827 Oh yeah, nowadays it's all up in the cloud. 411 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:57,205 I would have told you, but I was super confused about the plan. 412 00:19:57,205 --> 00:19:59,207 I got a court date in two weeks. 413 00:19:59,207 --> 00:20:01,751 Hopefully the school district will let me keep an eye on the kids from jail. 414 00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:04,421 I mean, a lot of people work remote these days. 415 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:06,631 You guys are back! 416 00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:09,176 Meatpacking is not for me. 417 00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:12,762 They made me name all the cows before they got slaughtered, 418 00:20:12,762 --> 00:20:14,890 I still don't know why that's a job. 419 00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:18,185 Sorry about your website Steve. 420 00:20:18,185 --> 00:20:19,644 I'm still using it. 421 00:20:19,644 --> 00:20:21,980 _ 422 00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:24,191 "Dear Steve, 423 00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:26,276 "your company has been very profitable for me. 424 00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:30,363 "To show my appreciation, I have dropped all charges against you, 425 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,157 "that man, and that fish. 426 00:20:32,157 --> 00:20:36,453 "Also, I told Toshi next summer he does not have to go to SAT camp 427 00:20:36,453 --> 00:20:38,371 "if he spends time with you instead. 428 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,207 He could learn a lot from you." 429 00:20:40,207 --> 00:20:42,834 Hell yeah! What a bitchin' summer. 430 00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:45,795 You know, I learned a very valuable lesson this summer. 431 00:20:45,795 --> 00:20:47,672 Maybe it could help you guys, too. 432 00:20:47,672 --> 00:20:50,091 ♪ Huck them, huck them Huck them faders bro... ♪ 433 00:20:50,091 --> 00:20:53,470 ♪ When people give you shit You tell 'em where to go ♪ 434 00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:56,306 ♪ He-double-L and you can add an "o" 435 00:20:56,307 --> 00:20:57,964 Bye! Have a great time! 436 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,163 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com